tread lightly
This girl looks like a million bucks… now I just need to find someone willing to pay that price.

This girl looks like a million bucks… now I just need to find someone willing to pay that price.

motorboating a dog 10/10 would recomend

getting drunk with is dog is sooooomuch better than regular dugnk

Well, good morning to you too

Well, good morning to you too

death-by-lulz:

one of my favorite ron swanson lines

hearts-of-fire:

realmonstrosities:

The poor, old Arabian Sand Boa looks like a complete doofus, but it’s all for the kill.

Their wedge-shaped snout and unfortunate overbite allow them to plough through desert sand.

With their eyes situated on top of their head, they can remain completely hidden from view and still spot a tasty lizard as it wanders by.

It is, perhaps, the most dangerous dweeb in the world.

Images: Omid Mozaffari

Sand boas are so derpy looking.

shark-ray:

Whitetip Reef Shark by sharkdefenders on Flickr.

Ice-T is a detective with the Special Victims Unit; He handles New York’s most sensitive cases.

phobias:

if you teach a parrot to say “parrot” that’s the closest you’re going to come to owning a pokemon 

slow-riot:

Iggy Azalea rhyming “you” with “you” four times in Problem vs. Macklemore rhyming “shit” with “shit” in Thrift Shop

Deeply contemplating existence and what it means to be a dog.

Deeply contemplating existence and what it means to be a dog.