This girl looks like a million bucks… now I just need to find someone willing to pay that price.
one of my favorite ron swanson lines
The poor, old Arabian Sand Boa looks like a complete doofus, but it’s all for the kill.
Their wedge-shaped snout and unfortunate overbite allow them to plough through desert sand.
With their eyes situated on top of their head, they can remain completely hidden from view and still spot a tasty lizard as it wanders by.
It is, perhaps, the most dangerous dweeb in the world.
Images: Omid Mozaffari
Sand boas are so derpy looking.
if you teach a parrot to say “parrot” that’s the closest you’re going to come to owning a pokemon
Iggy Azalea rhyming “you” with “you” four times in Problem vs. Macklemore rhyming “shit” with “shit” in Thrift Shop